Poke Me In The Eye

Archive for April, 2007

30 Apr

I can say what I want - I still got Nazi bullets in my ass.

Moe’s Picks:

computers I am a dual monitor users and this has been a great resource for finding dual monitor wallpapers
art You just have to see this to believe it. Nano art
science This is what happens when you drop 50lbs of silly putty
flash Crank up the sound and try and keep up
cool The book of cool. I think one of our readers should buy this for me

Crawford’s Picks:

fun Don’t buy stuff you cannot afford
nature The worlds heaviest organism…and not what I thought it would be
weird I was wondering what stopped that car…
technology Now this is an excellent reason to get out of bed every day
comics Don’t trust everything you read online

27 Apr

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

Crawford’s Picks:

computers More uses for Google than should be legal
technology Every single speaker you could possibly ever want to buy.
history What happened the year you were born? I wasn’t sure myself until now.
weird Very strange animation
craigslist Goldfish are gross.

Moe’s Picks:

sports Bears fan loses bet and has to pay a mighty price
cool I want to go pee here
fun I bet the people on QVC were a bit surprised with this caller
weird There are some strange PC cases out there but I don’t even know where to start with this one
people The a man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills in 9 years

26 Apr

BOTW: Jennifer Connelly

Ever since I saw her in Labyrinth (yes, I was much younger in those days…so no nasty thoughts) I’ve always thought she was totally hot. And once the Rocketeer came out…yowza!

I will admit that she has changed with time. She’s grown up and in…well…one way she has definitely changed. But there is no doubt in my mind that she is still amazing in that “whoa, who is THAT” sort of way. She is more attractive then the “girl next door” but not quite supermodel hot. She’s always caught my eye and that is why she is my choice for the Babe of the Week.

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For more pictures check out this Jennifer Connely fan site.

26 Apr

I’m a god. I’m not “the” God… I don’t think.

Moe’s Picks:

games Very cool free game, check this one out.
cars Ever heard of hypermilling? I hadn’t either. These guys are getting crazy gas milage though, like up to and over 100mpg
cool This is what happens when a firework factory catches on fire
fun Classic SNL video clip. Da Bears
spooky Ted’s caving page

Crawford’s Picks:
cool Paradoxes hurt the brainzors. I fear the complication!
games Another one of those “keep away” games, with a…um…it’s just strange.
movies Computers do amazing things in movies. Oh yeah, movies aren’t real. 2 + 2 = ?
fun A picture as old as the intraweb but always hilarious
computers Make a web page freak out…hurts slow computers though

25 Apr

QOTW: Any Five Vacations

Question: You have an unlimited budget for 5 week long vacations. Where would you spend them and why?

Crawford’s Picks

This was extremely difficult to answer (every week I say that!). There are just so many different places in the world that I would love to go and see…and many places I’ve been that I want to go back to. So I chose a couple places I’ve been to and a couple that I never have. I could have made this list practically endless…I haven’t touched Africa, Australia, South America…and barely mentioned North America.

Number One: Las Vegas

vegas

This is pretty much a gimmie. Anyone who has been to Vegas would have this on their list and I can’t think of anyone who hasn’t been to Vegas that doesn’t want to go. And a whole week with an unlimited budget…that would be a story all on it’s own. It’s the ultimate adult playground with something to do twenty four hours a day. Where else in the world could you drink walking down the street, rent a Viper, legally have sex with a hot prostitute and shoot automatic weapons at a gun range…all in the same day? Well…maybe in Kuwait or something insane like that…but Vegas is just plain fucking COOL.

Number Two: Atlantis Resort

atlantis

Sure I may have been seduced by the commercials I’ve seen on TV but this place looks AWESOME. Sure it’s expensive, sure it’s probably full of annoying tourists but you’d have to be the most boring person in the world to not be seduced by the amazing imagery and sales pitch of this place. It’s got dolphins! It’s got underwater thingies! It’s got sunny beaches and crazy architecture! It looks supremely bad ass and I can’t help but dream about it.

Number Three: Hawaii

hawaii

I’ve been to Hawaii a couple times now and every single time it’s been a blast. One time I went with my Boy Scout troop and we spent a week hiking on Kauai. It was unbelievably beautiful and pristine. I spent another week vacationing in a condo on Maui and it was the lap of luxury. And finally I spent a week on Oahu and even though it was more of a tourist/urban area it was still fantastic to be there. I think spending another week…but this time with all the money I could spend…oh man, I want to go NOW!

Number Four: Switzerland

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I spent 6 months in Switzerland at Les Roches (look it up if you are curious). I had no idea that it was going to be so breathtakingly beautiful. I’ve lived in sunny areas all my life (no snow in winter!) and being surrounded by the snow capped Alps gave me a whole new appreciation for the mountain life. Sure I’ve been camping all over the US (and a couple places in the world) but I was wholly unprepared for the breathtaking views of the land. It was clean, the people were nice, living was relaxed and when it came to party these people were NUTS. Since I was in school on a very limited budget I wasn’t able to get out and explore at the level I wanted…so I know there is a ton more out there to get into and see. Too bad I can’t go back…but that’s a story for another day.

Number Five: Unknown Random Island in the Pacific

desert island

This place has no name but I’m sure it exists. I’m talking about that tiny island in the middle of a warm clear blue ocean with no one around. I’d want to go with a boat full of gear and just kick it for a week. No phones, no people, no pollution, no trash, no noise but the surf and the wind. With the proper gear it would be easy to survive and think of the mental relaxation! However there is a remote possibility of going completely insane from the lack of human contact. Meh…it’s only a week…I could do it.

Moe’s Picks

Egypt

egypt

I have always been fascinated by the ancient Egyptians and I NEED to see the pyramids before I die. With an unlimited budget I would be able to travel by helicopter and get to take in many of the sites. I would of course need to see the pyramids of Giza and the Sphinx. I’d also make a trip to the world famous Egyptian museum which is where King Tut’s artifacts are kept when they aren’t out traveling the world. I’d also try and see the Temple of Karnak and the Valley of the Kings in Luxor, the temples of Edfu and Komombo, and the island temple of Philae in Aswan. Doing a bit of research for the answer to this question it looks like there are some mind blowingly awesome Egypt tours available out there, if only I had that unlimited budget.

Paris

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The big draw for me here is the Louvre. I am sure at least two of my days will be spent exploring the Louvre. I was an art major in college so it would be amazing for me to see so many of the works that I read about in school. I would of course have to go see the Eiffel Tower and the Arc de Triomphe. A trip to the Notre-Dame cathedral would have to be in order as well. I am sure there are plenty of other sites in Paris that could keep me entertained during the rest of my stay.

The Serengeti

serengeti

I am a nature freak and a safari through the Serengeti is about the ultimate nature experience in my mind. With an unlimited budget I’d be able to take helicopter tours, travel by hot air balloon over the great plains. I’d love to see the big cats like the lions and cheetahs. Of course see elephants and probably go for an elephant ride. I’d need to see hippos and of course one of my favorites, the crocodiles.

The Amazon

amazon

I am thinking a boat cruise down the Amazon river would be an amazing adventure. I’d of course have to stop and hike through the rainforest and once again helicopter and hot air balloon rides would be a much needed addition. I’d love to visit some of the native tribes and if possible (and with an unlimited budget it probably would be) to spend the night with them. There would be enough wildlife here to keep me enthralled for well over the alloted weeks time.

Australia

australia

There are lot of things to see in Australia. I’d have to go diving in the Great Barrier Reef. I’d have to arrange a dive with the Great White sharks. On land I would need to see the opera house and the rest of Sydney. As a big reptile nut I would have a field day exploring Australia. With an unlimited budget I could hire one of the crazy guys from the Discovery channel like Steve Austin to be my guide.

There are so many other places I’d like to go and if you were to ask me this same question in a month my answers may change. I’d love to go back to Japan and spend more time in Tokyo. Others that didn’t make the cut are Italy, Greece, London, Belize, Caribbean, lots of places in Europe, etc.

25 Apr

You’re rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

Crawford’s Picks:

food Frog in the salad
science Don’t think globally…think dimensionally.
fun Inventions we can’t live without!
animals Run from the ducks…run man run!
computers Want that hard drive data to go away forever? This will help lots.

Moe’s Picks:

cool This chair is just too cool. I just wonder how comfortable it is
weird Does your wife or girlfriend need a little Buddha in her?
people Jeffrey MacDonald. You may not know the name but his story is one that people should read.
news Viacom taking on youtube and google
games This game has sucked countless hours out of my life.

24 Apr

SOTW: System Information for Windows

I’m one of those people that is always messing with my computer. And I am one of those people that has done horrible things to their computer. Yes I’ve destroyed my OS and been forced to re-install several times.

But this cool little program will do something very simple. It will tell you EVERYTHING you could possibly want to know about your current configuration. And even better than that…it doesn’t change anything!

To put it simply, SIW is a program that’ll give you so much information about what your current rig is like your head will swim. Would you like to know every single driver you’ve got installed? The current temp of your hard drives? Your product key to your Microsoft software (yes I mean Windows, Office, etc!)…all the passwords that you’ve typed into your browsers (perfect for spying on others using your PC)…the stats on your RAM (product number, manufacturer…hell, the manufacture date)… The list is so tremendously long I couldn’t possibly get it all down here.

Plus it has a couple cool little extras… Got a password that has been replaced with *****? Well using the “Eureka!” button you can find out exactly what those letters/numbers are. It’s almost frightening.

All of that and a mountain more is available. And as always the program is free!

As always we do NOT guarantee that any of this software is even remotely safe to use. It could be full of viruses, bugs or perhaps make your computer catch on fire. Use it wisely…use it safely!

Get it right here System Information for Windows

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