Poke Me In The Eye

Archive for May, 2007

22 May

Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder.

Moe’s Picks:

news Judge sues dry cleaner for 65 million dollars over a pair of pants
games surprisingly hard flash game but quite fun. A great mind challenge
animals These monkeys have found that they have a taste for alcohol
cars The Sultan of Brunei probably has the most impressive car collection on the planet
fun If cars were like computers, this is what tech support would have to go through

Crawford’s Picks:

fun Honey, don’t go too close to the breakdancer. Oops! Too late.
nature Tornado damage is pretty impressive…and sad.
people If I had a daughter I’d have a stack of these applications by the door.
history Some very interesting (and occasionally disturbing) Nazi propaganda from WWII
flash Beans beans the magical fruit…

21 May

Sounds like you’ve been snacking on some of the local mushrooms.

Crawford’s Picks:

flash A very cool combo of asteroids and…um…another game I can’t remember. Basic but cool graphics to boot.
people Sometimes being lazy totally screws you.
games Starcraft II is on it’s way. Personally I can’t WAIT!
nature Surprise buttsex!
cars Sure it may not be real, but damn it looks amazing

Moe’s Picks:

fun This is pretty stupid but I couldn’t help but laugh
weird Phone calls from the dead?
people This guy seems like a real prick but boy can he juggle.
news I have a new found respect for Michael Jackson
games Cool little mind test, I got 19

18 May

Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em’ to death.

Moe’s Picks:

animals Super rare shark caught on tape
fun Hilarious video showing off Apples newest device, the iRack
weird One of the most hardcore tattoos I have ever seen
comics Just a quick comic for you all
people Very short clip of an amazing human feat

Crawford’s Picks:

food Garbage Plate? Sure, I’ll take mine with everything
flash The classic Tower Defense flash game. I can win when I cheat
art 15 exercises on how to become a better writer. Judging from my post descriptions I need at least 16.
health Sometimes I am just oh so happy I am normal.
technology The next time I commit a crime I am using this to throw them off. Hmm, I probably shouldn’t have said that.

17 May

BOTW: Rashida Jones

Quincy Jone’s daughter and one of the stars of The Office (one of the funniest shows on TV) Ms. Rashida Jones is our babe of the week this week. In looking for pictures for this post I find that she is much cuter while moving for some reason. She is still hot though, she just looks so yummy on the office. Jim is a lucky guy, I’d love to have to choose between Karen and Pam.

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For more pictures check out this Rashida Jones fan site.

17 May

Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a God, you say “YES”!

Crawford’s Picks:

food See what fast food REALLY looks like. To be honest, I wasn’t surprised
people Good from far but far from good…or something like that
cool I like sliding on hardwood floors but if I had carpets I’d have to get these
flash Crazy sticky gravity thingies that are fun to play with.
weird The worlds tallest man does something other than being…um…tall

Moe’s Picks:

movies I happen to be a big fan of Kevin Smith, apparently he isn’t a big fan of Reese Witherspoon
people This girl has some really weird, and disgusting, big feet
cool I have built some awesome things out of Legos but nothing as cool as this stuff.
cars I really hope Lexus builds this car, because it looks totally sweet
fun Will Ferrell made this very funny short little video

16 May

QOTW: Favorite Firefox Extensions

This weeks question of the week is a simple one. What are your five favorite Firefox extensions. If you still aren’t using Firefox then you are a moron and you should go download it right now.

Moe’s Answers

Adblock

Adblock is reason enough to use firefox in my opinion. Permanently remove any ad that you don’t want to see. You can use wildcards to remove ads entirely from a server or just remove any individual ad. You can get adblock right here.

Duplicate Tab

The name says it all, right click on a tab and duplicate it. I am a bit of a tab whore and I use this one all the time, it comes in very handy. Get it right here.

Googlebar

This is not the standard google tool bar that you get from google. I prefer this one because it allows you to also search dictionary.com and you can click the google button normally to open your search results in the existing tab or middle click it open the results in a new tab. Get it right here.

IE Tab

I do a lot of web designing work and I need to make sure that all of my pages work in both browsers. I also rarely run across sites that don’t function properly in firefox so this comes in handy as well. You can also setup this extension to automatically open certain sites in an IE tab, great for those sites that don’t work in Firefox. Get it right here.

Last Tab

One thing that absolutely drove me nuts about Firefox when I first started using Firefox was when I had three or more tabs open and I was working with the first and then jumped to the third tab. When I would close the third tab the second tab would open. This drove me absolutely nuts, I was working with the first tab before I went to the third tab and when I closed the third tab I wanted the first tab to open again. I seriously don’t know if I would use Firefox if it weren’t for this extension it bugged me so much. Get it right here.

Crawford’s Answers

Flashblock

My favorite Firefox extension is definitely Flashblock

To put it simply it prevents flash programs from running until you click on the big “play” button in the middle of them. Yes this does cause an extra step when playing flash games or movies (like youtube.com) but it also stops all those horribly annoying flash ads from driving me bonkers.

I hate ads. I really do. They annoy me no end. I struggle watching TV at times because of the repetitive and annoying ads. This handy little program stops all those animated “Hit the bullseye and win a PS3!” stupidity from ever occurring on my browser. For those of you that wish to have a little better control over what content appears on your screen…this extension is for you. Get it right here.

Forecastfox

My next favorite is Forecastfox.

It’s a handy little weather program that…well…tells you the weather report. I’ve always been frustrated with weather.com and their huge ads and junk (see Flashblock). With this one I’ve got a constant view of the current weather (and multiple days forward) complete with radar…all in an unused portion of the browser. It’s very customizable and easy to use. Get it right here.

FireFTP

This is a basic but handy FTP program. Don’t ask me exactly what they are used for…it has something to do with uploading/downloading stuff from FTP sites. I’ve needed it when I was running my personal website and after using a couple other free ones I settled down with this. It integrates nicely into Firefox and has never let me down. Get it right here.

Google Send To Phone

If I was one of those uber crazy high end cell phone users I’m sure I’d be all over this one. But so far I’ve used it as a simple text message sending program and it’s been awesome. The only thing is you’ve got to know what carrier the phone is that you are sending messages to. Just click, paste or type, and send it! Piece of cake. Get it right here.

Adblock

This is a stronger more complex version of the ad blocking program that is built into Firefox. Again my hate of advertising pushed me toward this one. It allows you to block out pictures from appearing…but even better allows you to dig deeper into the pictures originating websites and block ALL the possible pictures they might send. Get it right here.

16 May

I don’t know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself

Moe’s Picks:

people This guy is an amazing singer ;)
toys Try and shoot down your friends toy helicopter with lasers. I so want one.
fun These pranks would never fly on American TV but these Japanese pranks are absolutely hilarious.
cars The guys at top gear take an interesting look at skeet shooting. Very cool.
technology A new type of condom that is much easier to put on

Crawford’s Picks:

art This webpage was created by a chef/photographer. It’s a work in progress but he’s got some great stuff going and deserves our support
animals From fertilized egg to full blown chick…this is gross and extremely interesting.
cars The flat black look for cars has been pretty popular, but this SLR 722 seems to be born for that color. Hotness!!
science Gravity is actually a very weak force. Don’t believe me? I present…math to prove it!
food Beer IS food…and actually extremely complex. This site explains a lot of the differences.

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