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22 Aug

Kids, where’s your Father? He’s upstairs masturbating to gay porn. Again?

Moe’s Picks:

animals Now this is one buff dog, rather scary
music Remember that awesome band Faith No More? This is what their singer, Mike Patton, does now.
fun Such a great song, but this seriously made me crack up.
people Ladies and Gentlemen, the worlds laziest mother
art Behold the power of Photoshop!! This is pretty awesome.

Crawford’s Picks:

cool Histories Most Overlooked Mysteries!
technology This actually worked pretty well for me.
animals Now this is a house for a cat lover (odd URL though).
spooky This made me sad…and really ponder the future.
music This kid is GOOD.

21 Aug

Daddy, would you like some sausage?

Crawford’s Picks:

travel I’ve always wanted to try one of those “find a place to ____” websites.
politics This video had a massive impact.
food I’m going to have to give this one a try.
weird Watch Christopher Walken cook. It’s cool yet strange.
games Stop the sheep…it’s a classic.

Moe’s Picks:

people Fascinating story of the radioactive boy scout.
TV Will Ferrell is a funny guy and these bloopers are hilarious
music The music sucks but the video is pretty creative
animals This is just too cute
games Rather interesting game that uses google image searches

20 Aug

We met at Starbucks. Not at the same Starbucks but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other.

Moe’s Picks:

fun Further proof that the south is filled with morons (apologies to all our southern readers. Wait, can you guys read? :P )
people I am surprised to see no pictures of Vanilla Ice
travel I went to Japan last year and saw a few of the funky vending machines first hand.
photography And more from Japan, This picture has to be seen to be believed. Check out the video too.
cool Damn, they totally stole my idea for my next site. Maybe I’ll go with girls on fire

Crawford’s Picks:

people This list gave me something to think about.
fun This makes me want a RC jet!
travel I often forget how HUGE Alaska is!
weird Japanese vending machines are nutty.
cool I have no desire to build a Cottage but this website is what the internet is all about. Find information and share it.

17 Aug

What… like the back of a Volkswagen?

Crawford’s Picks:

games Armor Games has the BEST flash games.
cool I may put this free room designer to use soon…
food Oh my god I want to eat this NOW.
computers It just dawned on me…I work in IT now…in a round about way.
people A cheesy (but neat) birthday info site.

Moe’s Picks:

fun After the masterpiece of comedy that was Trapped in the Closet R Kelly brings us more comedy gold. The comments make me weep for the future. Milton! Milton!
music Listen to your music collection anywhere, also listen to other peoples music
animals This is one very brave duck
fun What does your name really mean? I didn’t fair to well
cool Putting Christmas lights in the microwave has some pretty cool results

16 Aug

Oh, pumpkin, I never get into an elevator alone. You know… rapists.

Moe’s Picks:

cars A clip from, in my opinion, the greatest car video of all time. The Porsche RUF 911 Yellowbird on Nurburgring. This is just an excerpt there is a full 20 minute clip out there somewhere. This man is a driving god.
sports One of the most amazing basketball shots I have ever seen. I wonder how many tries it took?
cool I have recently really gotten into Geocaching, if you don’t know what it is you should check it out.
animals This just blew my mind when I first saw it.
fun Can you tell the difference between a real woman and a shemale? Take this test and find out.

Crawford’s Picks:

weird Another old one (but a good one)…tug boat under the bridge.
games A new twist on the Tower Defense game.
cars Now this is an impressive driver.
computers I’ve seen this as a website, but it now is a very cool screen saver.
cool Unclutter your desk in a very clever way.

15 Aug

What’s wrong with this man? There was gunplay, sir, and he missed it.

Crawford’s Picks:

photography Frogs don’t like rain? News to me.
media Now this is a brilliant billboard style ad.
computers The rabbit grabbing the mouse is old…but cool still.
nature I don’t know if I’d be terrified to see this…or in awe.
games Park the car…seems easy, but it’s NOT.

Moe’s Picks:

people Human stupidity never ceases to entertain me. I won’t be surprised if this moron ends up a Darwin award winner
art Learn how to make yourself and your family look like people in magazines! Not to mention utterly fake.
games Think you are an expert mouser? This game will put your skills to the test.
fun What’s the best way to protect your ipod? Why, make it look like a Zune!
photography Ever since the Bullet Boys (remember them?) album cover I have been a fan of slow motion photography.

14 Aug

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Moe’s Picks:

movies How well do you know your movies? Take this test and find out.
fun Funny signs, the British version.
animals I hope Karma drops an anvil on this assholes head.
cool Vodka, it’s not just for drinking!
nature I’ve been in hurricanes and earthquakes but this is one thing I have never seen.

Crawford’s Picks:

animals Cats are emo, dogs are…what?
cool Home defense furniture. What a brilliant idea.
weird I honestly would love to try out these shoes.
cars Now I know exactly what having a 225/45-17 means.
nature I wish I could have stayed up late enough to see this on Sunday night.

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